Monday, June 8, 2009

Got any bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says, “Got any bread?”The barman says, “No, this is a bar, we don’t have bread.”
So the duck says, “Got any bread?”The barman says, “No, this is a bar, we don’t have bread. I told you that.”
“Got any bread?” asks the duck.“No, we don’t sell bread here… and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!”
The duck pauses then says, “Got any nails?”“No,” sighs the barman.So the duck says…”Got any bread?”

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