Monday, April 20, 2009

Obviously A Lawyer

Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.

They yelled “Where are we?”

The man replied “You are in a balloon”.

One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said “that man is obviously a lawyer”.

How can you tell?, the two asked.

“It’s easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless”.


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