Saturday, April 18, 2009

Elevator Fart

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly had
to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air
with her deodorizer.

Two floors later a gentleman got onto the elevator. He began
to sniff.

The Avon lady asked, “Do you smell something?”

“Why, yes, I do,” he replied.

“What does it smell like?”

“Hmmm, I’m not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit
in a pine tree.”


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